Sexy ass in hot green booty shorts! What a view and an ass!
Monday, September 24, 2007
Saturday, September 22, 2007
Thursday, September 13, 2007
Ass Shaking Video of the Day
This hottie can shake her ass! Click the picture to watch this sexy girl shake it!
Sunday, April 22, 2007
Naughty Jasmine is a Sexy Myspace Hottie!
Naughty Jasmine has some nice assets! Check out her myspace profile and add her as a friend! What would u rate this hottie, 1-10, and 1 being the worst 10 the best?
Joke of the Day!
A nine year old boy asks his mother, "Is God male or female?"
After thinking for a moment, his mother responds, "Well God is both male and female."
This confuses the boy, so he asks, "Is God black or white?"
"Well," she says, "God is both black and white."
This really confuses the boy, so he asks, "Is God gay or straight?"
Feeling a bit out of her depth, but wanting to be consistent, the mother answers, "Honey, God is both gay and straight."
At this the boy's face lights up with understanding and he triumphantly asks...
"Is Michael Jackson God?"
After thinking for a moment, his mother responds, "Well God is both male and female."
This confuses the boy, so he asks, "Is God black or white?"
"Well," she says, "God is both black and white."
This really confuses the boy, so he asks, "Is God gay or straight?"
Feeling a bit out of her depth, but wanting to be consistent, the mother answers, "Honey, God is both gay and straight."
At this the boy's face lights up with understanding and he triumphantly asks...
"Is Michael Jackson God?"
Joy Toy the Asian Sexy Myspace Hottie
Check out this sexy Myspace hottie! She has some hot pics on her profile, so click here to visit her myspace page.
DJ Lady Tribe = Myspace Hottie
DJ Lady Tribe is gorgeous and talented! Check out her sexy Myspace Profile and also add her as a friend!
Sexy Myspace Hottie Chrystina
Chrystina is one beautiful woman! She has an amazing booty and lots more beautiful pics! Check out her Sexy Myspace Profile by clicking here! Also make sure to add her as a friend!Baby Kay - the Sexy Myspace Hottie
Kay is a gorgeous Sexy Myspace Hottie! She is 17 and Sexy! Check out her Myspace Profile Here! Also add her as a friend!
Sexy Myspace Hottie Cherie
Cherie is a definate Sexy Myspace Hottie! She has a beautiful smile and an amazing body! Check out her myspace profile and add her as a friend!
Saturday, April 21, 2007
Crazy Girl In Human Slingshot! CRAZY!!!
This is crazy! This 4 wheeler takes off and then releases this girl flying into the air! Definately a cool clip, check it out here!
Saturday, April 7, 2007
Friday, April 6, 2007
Kia Renee - Sexy asian myspace hottie
Kia Renee is another sexy myspace hottie! This Asian Beauty has both guys and girls adoring her! Check out her myspace profile here and also add her as a friend!
Krystal Blue is a Sexy Myspace Hottie
Krystal Blue is a Sexy Myspace hottie. Krystal Blue is an accomplished electronic music artist and performer from San Antonio, Texas. Born in 1984, her singing career began at the age of nine when she entered and won her first talent show. Her unique talent as a singer, and her beauty has captivated many fans! Check out her myspace profile and more pics here!
Thursday, April 5, 2007
Vegas Girl Cindy is a Myspace Hottie
Vegas Girl Cindy is a sexy myspace hottie and she has some amazing assets! View more of her sexy pics and her myspace profile by clicking here!
Joke of the Day! Yo Mama So Stupid...
Yo momma so stupid ...
Yo mamma so stupid when she messed up on the computer and tried to fix it with whiteout
Yo momma so stupid she thought an elevator was a mobile home.
Yo momma so stupid she saw a sign that said caution wet floor, she peed.
Yo momma so stupid if she goit a penny for her thoughts, you'd get change.
Yo momma so stupid she jumped out the window and went up.
Yo momma so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
Yo momma so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends
Yo momma so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind
Yo momma so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.
Yo momma so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she ran outside with a bowl
Yo momma so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!
Yo momma so stupid was born on Independence Day and can't remember her birthday.
Yo momma so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!
Yo momma so supid she could trip over a cordless phone!
Yo momma so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!
Yo momma so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!
Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterbacks a refund!
Yo momma so stupid she took a cup to see Juice.
Yo momma so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911"
Yo momma so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
Yo momma so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "O.K."
Yo momma so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.
Yo momma so stupid she stole free bread.
Yo momma so stupid she stepped on a crack and broke her own back.
Yo momma so stupid she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners.
Yo momma so stupid she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train.
Yo momma so stupid when asked on an application, "Sex?", she marked, "M, F and sometimes Wednesday too."
Yo momma so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
Yo momma so stupid when you stand next to her you hear the ocean!
Yo momma so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
Yo momma so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds!
Yo momma so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
Yo momma so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.
Yo momma so stupid she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain.
Yo momma so stupid she watches "The Three Stooges" and takes notes.
Yo mamma so stupid she studied for a drug test.
Yo mamma so stupid she thought Taco Bell was a Mexican phone company!
Yo mamma so stupid she tried to drown a fish!
Yo mamma so stupid when she messed up on the computer and tried to fix it with whiteout
Yo momma so stupid she thought an elevator was a mobile home.
Yo momma so stupid she saw a sign that said caution wet floor, she peed.
Yo momma so stupid if she goit a penny for her thoughts, you'd get change.
Yo momma so stupid she jumped out the window and went up.
Yo momma so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
Yo momma so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends
Yo momma so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind
Yo momma so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.
Yo momma so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she ran outside with a bowl
Yo momma so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!
Yo momma so stupid was born on Independence Day and can't remember her birthday.
Yo momma so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!
Yo momma so supid she could trip over a cordless phone!
Yo momma so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!
Yo momma so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!
Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterbacks a refund!
Yo momma so stupid she took a cup to see Juice.
Yo momma so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911"
Yo momma so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
Yo momma so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "O.K."
Yo momma so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.
Yo momma so stupid she stole free bread.
Yo momma so stupid she stepped on a crack and broke her own back.
Yo momma so stupid she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners.
Yo momma so stupid she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train.
Yo momma so stupid when asked on an application, "Sex?", she marked, "M, F and sometimes Wednesday too."
Yo momma so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
Yo momma so stupid when you stand next to her you hear the ocean!
Yo momma so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
Yo momma so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds!
Yo momma so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
Yo momma so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.
Yo momma so stupid she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain.
Yo momma so stupid she watches "The Three Stooges" and takes notes.
Yo mamma so stupid she studied for a drug test.
Yo mamma so stupid she thought Taco Bell was a Mexican phone company!
Yo mamma so stupid she tried to drown a fish!
Video of the Day - Bagpipes Rockstar!
This guy is awesome on the Bagpipes! He does an awesome AC/DC medley on the bagpipes! Watch this cool video here!
Wednesday, April 4, 2007
Somaya Reese
Somaya Reese is a bilingual Spanish speaking tasty mixed cocktail of Puerto Rican, and Salvadorian! Island CARAMEL Latina with many flavors. She is one sexy woman and a Definate Sexy Myspace Hottie!Check out her myspace profile and many more pics here!
Tiffany Holliday the Myspace Hottie
Tiffany Holliday is a gorgeous model and a definate Sexy Myspace Hottie! Check out her Myspace profile here and make sure you add her as a friend!
Monday, April 2, 2007
Saturday, March 31, 2007
Thong Bikini of the Day 4-1
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Friday, March 30, 2007
Riddle of the Day
This is a tough little brain teaser. Its in another language but the idea is simple. There are two photos and the object is to try to find the difference in the two photos as fast as possible. They claim a certified genius should be able to find it within the first 15 seconds. It took me almost 3 minutes and only one guy at mustwatchvids solved it in under 15 seconds. Be honest and let us know your time if you beat it, leave it as a comment. When you think you are ready, click here to take this test!
Rodney Dangerfield's Best One-Liners
I was so poor growing up... If I wasn't born a boy... I'd have nothing to play with.
A girl phoned me the other day and said... "Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home.
During sex, my girlfriend always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called me from a hotel.
One day as I came home early from work, I saw a guy jogging naked. I said to the guy, "Hey buddy, why are you doing that?" He said, "Because you came home early."
It's been a rough day. I got up this morning, put on a shirt and a button fell off. I picked up my briefcase, and the handle came off. I'm afraid to go to the bathroom.
I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox the cat kept covering me up.
I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
I was such an ugly baby. My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend.
I'm so ugly. My father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet.
When I was born, the doctor came out to the waiting room and said to my father, I'm very sorry. We did everything we could. But he pulled through.
I'm so ugly, my mother had morning sickness after I was born.
I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.
Once when I was lost I saw a policeman, and asked him to help me find my parents. I said to him, "Do you think we'll ever find them?" He said, "I don't know kid, there are so many places they can hide."
My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday.
I'm so ugly I worked in a pet shop, and people kept asking how big I'd get.
I went to see my doctor. "Doctor, every morning when I get up and look in the mirror I feel like throwing up; What's wrong with me?" He said, "I don't know but your eyesight is perfect."
I went to the doctor because I'd accidentally swallowed a whole bottle of sleeping pills. My, doctor told me to have a few drinks and get some rest.
A girl phoned me the other day and said... "Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home.
During sex, my girlfriend always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called me from a hotel.
One day as I came home early from work, I saw a guy jogging naked. I said to the guy, "Hey buddy, why are you doing that?" He said, "Because you came home early."
It's been a rough day. I got up this morning, put on a shirt and a button fell off. I picked up my briefcase, and the handle came off. I'm afraid to go to the bathroom.
I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox the cat kept covering me up.
I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
I was such an ugly baby. My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend.
I'm so ugly. My father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet.
When I was born, the doctor came out to the waiting room and said to my father, I'm very sorry. We did everything we could. But he pulled through.
I'm so ugly, my mother had morning sickness after I was born.
I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.
Once when I was lost I saw a policeman, and asked him to help me find my parents. I said to him, "Do you think we'll ever find them?" He said, "I don't know kid, there are so many places they can hide."
My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday.
I'm so ugly I worked in a pet shop, and people kept asking how big I'd get.
I went to see my doctor. "Doctor, every morning when I get up and look in the mirror I feel like throwing up; What's wrong with me?" He said, "I don't know but your eyesight is perfect."
I went to the doctor because I'd accidentally swallowed a whole bottle of sleeping pills. My, doctor told me to have a few drinks and get some rest.
Molly is a Myspace Hottie
Molly is a 27 years young hottie from Philadelphia! She likes to go horse back riding and have a good time! She is a porn star and a cam girl! Check out her sexy pics and myspace profile here and make sure you add her as a friend also!
Sarah is a Sexy Myspace Hottie
Sarah is a myspace hottie! She is 25 and has a beautiful smile. View more of her pics on her myspace profile and add her as a friend also!
Bridgette the Sexy Myspace hottie
Bridgette is a 21 yr young hottie from Las Vegas, Nevada! Vheck out this hotties pics and profile by clicking here!
GUYS Isn't it Time to really please her !?!
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Jasmin, the Sexy Myspace hottie
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35 Good Face Shots in 32 Seconds! Video of the Day
This is an awesome mix of people getting hit in the face with balls or any object. 35 face shots in 32 seconds! Watch this funny clip here! LMAO
Myspace Hottie Nina! Smokin Hot
NINA, Another Sexy Myspace Hottie..Click here to view her myspace ProfileNina is a spanish Asian Hottie! Hope u all enjoy this sexy woman!
Myspace Hottie Alexia Lei looking sexy as always!
Check out Alexia Lei's myspace profile by clicking here! This is one Hottie you do not want to miss!
Myspace Hottie in Silky Pink Lingerie
Check out more pics of this myspace hottie on her myspace profile click here
Carla-Maria MsCarla.com Myspace profile
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Nicole Ferreira on Myspace
This is the Beautiful Nicole Ferreira. She is a Definate Myspace Hottie. Remember to check out her Myspace Profile by clicking here. Hope u enjoy these pics.
Joann the natural 36c-24-36 myspace hottie
This myspace hottie is Joann and she is 100% natural 36c-24-34. She is 22 and recently graduated from college. Check out her myspace profile to find out more about her by clicking here! Also, add her as a friend on myspace by clicking here
Khristine another myspace hottie
Khristine is a definate HOTTIE! Hope u enjoy her beautiful pics! Check out her myspace profile page here! Also add Khristine to your myspace page as a myspace friend by clicking here!
Vanity Flair Sexy Myspace Profile
Vanity Flair is an alternative fashion model. She has three tattoos and 6 piercings and she gets along with all types of people. you should check out her myspace profile(click here) Also, add her as a myspace friend by clicking here!
Best Confucious Sayings very funny!
Confucius say:
"He who stands on toilets is high on pot"
"Man who put rooster in freezer get stiff cock."
"Man who fart in church sit in own pew.".
"Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day."
"Man who go to bed with sex on brain wake up with solution in hand.".
"Man who argue with wife in day get no peace at night."
"Man with athletic finger make broad jump."
"Never raise hands to angry child, it leave groin exposed."
"Man who lay girl on hill not on level."
"Better to sleep with old hen than pullet."
"Baby conceived in automatic car become shiftless bastard."
"War not determine who right, war determine who left."
"It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it."
"Man who walk through airport door sideways is going to Bangkok."
"Virgin like balloon. . . one prick, all gone."
"Man who drop watch in toilet have shitty time."
"Man who take lady on camping trip have one intent."
"He who lite the fuse of love, get big bang."
"Nail on board is not good as screw on bench."
"Woman who slide down banister make monkey shine."
"Man who have hands in pocket, not crazy, just feeling nuts"
"Sex is like air, it not important unless you not getting any."
"Homework like a juicy steak -- rarely done."
"Everyone want to go to heaven, but no one want to die."
"Woman who goes to man's apartment for snack, gets titbit"
"Man who gets kicked in testicles, left holding the bag."
"If you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient."
"He who stands on toilets is high on pot"
"Man who put rooster in freezer get stiff cock."
"Man who fart in church sit in own pew.".
"Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day."
"Man who go to bed with sex on brain wake up with solution in hand.".
"Man who argue with wife in day get no peace at night."
"Man with athletic finger make broad jump."
"Never raise hands to angry child, it leave groin exposed."
"Man who lay girl on hill not on level."
"Better to sleep with old hen than pullet."
"Baby conceived in automatic car become shiftless bastard."
"War not determine who right, war determine who left."
"It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it."
"Man who walk through airport door sideways is going to Bangkok."
"Virgin like balloon. . . one prick, all gone."
"Man who drop watch in toilet have shitty time."
"Man who take lady on camping trip have one intent."
"He who lite the fuse of love, get big bang."
"Nail on board is not good as screw on bench."
"Woman who slide down banister make monkey shine."
"Man who have hands in pocket, not crazy, just feeling nuts"
"Sex is like air, it not important unless you not getting any."
"Homework like a juicy steak -- rarely done."
"Everyone want to go to heaven, but no one want to die."
"Woman who goes to man's apartment for snack, gets titbit"
"Man who gets kicked in testicles, left holding the bag."
"If you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient."
Joke of the Day! His First Time
His First Time
A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender, "Give me 5 shots of Jack!"
The bartender asks "Are you having a bad day?"
The guy replies, "Nope, I'm celebrating my first blowjob!"
The bartender congradulates him and says, "Well in that case, let me give you a beer on the house."
The guy replies, "No thanks, if this doesn't take the taste out of my mouth, nothing will."
Myspace Hottie from Thailand
Nat is a sexy myspace hottie! Check out her myspace profile, by clicking here!
Wednesday, March 28, 2007
Kimberly Holland the Playboy Model on Myspace
Kimberly Holland is a very hot Playboy Model. Hope u enjoy her pics. She has lots more on her Myspace Profile (click here) and add her as a friend(click here)
Myspace Hottie Tanya
Tanya is a sexy myspace hottie! Check out her myspace profile, by clicking here!
Erin Nicole is Gorgeous =)
Erin Nicole is a definate Myspace Hottie! Check out more of her pics by going to her myspace profile! Also, you can add her as a friend on myspace by clicking here!Joke of the Day!
A woman gets home, screeches her car into the driveway, runs into the house, slams the door and shouts at the top of her lungs, "Honey, pack your bags. I won the damn lottery!"
The husband says, "Oh my God! No shit? What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?
The wife yells back, "It doesn't matter, just get the fuck out!
The husband says, "Oh my God! No shit? What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?
The wife yells back, "It doesn't matter, just get the fuck out!
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JJ Dynamite the Sexy Myspace Hottie
JJ Dynamite is a sexy Myspace Hottie! Click here to check out her myspace Profile! You should add her add a smyspce friend!
Jenaveve Jolie, wow! Myspace Hottie!
Jenaveve Jolie is a big party girl and she has a hot myspace page! Check it out by clicking here! Make sure u add this sexy woman to your myspace friends by click here!
Jacquelyn Soprano - Myspace Hottie!
Jacquelyn Soprano, she is a lingerie model and is a definate www.SexyMyspaceHotties.com HOTTIE! Check out her myspace profile and more hot pics by clicking here! Also, make sure to add her to your friends list on myspace by clicking here!
Blond Sex Video! NSFW
Blond Model takes it hard and deep! Click the pic to download this FREE Video! If u want to see the rest of her taking it, click here !
Video of the Day - sick Arm Break! OUCH!
This kid wrestle's 2 weight classes up and as he tries to get up his arm is bent back in a sickening crunch and ...OUCH! Watch this here!
Paris Hilton's Myspace Profile
Naughty Nashell the Myspace Hottie
This girl is a Sexy Myspace Hottie! you should view all of her pics by visiting her myspace profile: Click here!
Sexy Myspace Hottie Buster!
Buster is a Sexy Myspace Hottie! Check out her myspace Profile by clicking here!
Saturday, March 24, 2007
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